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Not Yo' Granny's Linens

Not Yo’ Granny’s Linen is inspired by both my stash of inherited linens and love of Jane Austin’s world. Conceptually, this collection is a satirical portrayal of the words never embroidered, never stitched and never spoken by our sisters of yesteryear. This series contrasts the stereotype of the well-bred, gentile homemaker with a healthy dose of feminism. Paying homage to the long tradition of women working with textiles, these linens are today’s embroidery samplers from cheeky, to flirty to down right subversive.

SOLID FUCKING GOLD
BITCH
BULL SHIT
CARPE DIEM
COCK – GREEN
COCK – ORANGE
DAMN STRAIGHT
DICK HEAD
DO WHAT YOU WANT & STOP BITCHING
DOUCHE
DREAM ON
YOU SUCK
F*#%
F*OFF
FANCY FUCKER
FUCK – EMBROIDERED
FUCK – MINI
FUCK OFF
FUCKER
FUCKITY FUCK
GENUINE DANDY
HAG
I’D GIVE YOU THE FINGER…
JACK*ASS
JERK
LA DE FUCKING DA
NAMASTE MUDDAFUCKA
POMPOUS ASSHOLE
SAUCY LITTLE MINX
SLAP DOWN
TICKLE ME PINK
SOLID FUCKIN GOLD
SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLE
VAIN
WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
YOU SUCK